Thandi aah bhar ka bola
wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi
Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,
bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1135 views
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