Shama Chahta Hon
HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy
HINDU: Me shama chahata hun
Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta hai lekin Uska baap nahi manta. :(
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views
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