ye hath mujhay day do thakur
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!!
Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 775 views
Similar Jokes
1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai
sardar g: ullu de patthe pura ghar khali aa jithay marzi soja
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Golden Words written on “Riksha”.
.
Qismat Aazma chuka hun
Muqaddar aazma raha hun
Kisi be-wafa ki khatir
Riksha chala raha hun.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy Zamane Mai Laga Donga,
Uski Doli agar Uthi
To
To
To
(,”)
<))> XcuSe mE
_||_..
Koi Baat Nahi,
Dosri Phansa Lon Ga.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Banta: What did you do before you got married to Jeeto bhabi.
Santa: Anything I wanted to do.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A small argument between a couple turns violent.Angry
Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar was painting his room
.
Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Teacher:2 Mai Se 2 Minus Kr Do To Kya Bcha?
Pathan:Hum Ko Swal Smjh Nae Aya
Teacher:Tmare Pas 2 Rotian Thi
Tm Ne Un Ko Kha Lia Ab Kya Bcha? Pathan:Salan.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan to his uneducated wife:
Come on darling lets go for a honey moon.
Wife: no dear I have to do some work at home,
Take my brother with you. :)
Pathan joy fully said
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aisi Kya Cheez Hai, Jo Khridne Wala Kbhi Pehenta Nhi Aur Pehene Wala Kbhi Khridta Nhi
.
.
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Baby Diapers.-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teachr-
"Mai teri jaan nikal dungi"
ka future tense kya hoga.?
.
.
.
.
.
Studnt- Tu,
Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!!
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)