jab mein mar jaun to Saamney
MOLVII: ... jab mein mar jaun to Saamney
walon ko with family zaroor bulana,
Bevi: wo Q?
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Molvi: Suna hai k Un k Ghar ki Larkiyan Laash se Lipat Lipat k Roti hen.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 921 views
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1st Frnd continously asking
"Kutte kuch toh bata de"
2nd- "Muje khud ghanta kuch ata h"
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Ek Govt. Office Ke Board Pe Likha Hua Tha
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1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 sa
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar di
aaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.
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SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti H.
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?
SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
aur
Sat-Sunday Meri Galti NikalneMe.
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1 Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rhy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi mai sirf 2 ghar ese hy jo chand ki tarha chamk rahe hy
Wo isi tajasus mai dusre din b isi abadi se guzray or wohi manzr dekha unho ne logo se poucha ye kia raz hy
Logo ne unhy bataya ke ye Allah ke wo bandy hy jinho ne
UPS lagwaya hy.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati Bhaag-Bhaag Kar Meri Har Farmaeesh Poori Karte They
Saheli- Aur Ab.?
Rekha- Ab Farmaeesh Sunte Hi Bhaag Jaate Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"
So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya
Pathan: hi obama hw r u?
Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!…
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Office Se Ghar A Raha Tha, Rasty Me 1
Larke Ne Usy Batya K
Tumhari Biwi Kisi Ki Shadi Me Nach Rahi Ha,
Pathan Ghar Gaya Or Darwaze Pe Danda Le Kar Khara Ho Gaya.
8 Bajy,10 Baje,Or Phir 11 Se 12 Baje.
Biwi Nahi Aayi.
1 Bajay Pathan Ko Yaad Aaya K
Humara To Shaadi Hi Nahi Hua. . .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)