1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 sa
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar di
aaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 786 views

Ladki Ka Facebook

Ladki Ka Facebook Pe Status – Wo Bewafa Nikla.
Comments By Guys:

1. Dear, Wo Apke Layak Tha Hi Nahi.

2. Tum Kahan Wo Sala Bandar Kahan.

3. Humne To Pahle Hi Kaha, Sab Mere Jaise Nahi Hote.

4. Kabhi Hume Try Karke Dekho, Pata Chalega Bharosa Kya Hai.

5. Jo Bhi Hua Acha Hi Hua, Don’t Worry Sweetu.
But

Ladke Ka Facebook Pe Status –
Wo Bewafa Nikli.
Comments By Close Friend:

1. Saale, Teri Shakal Hi Gadhe Jaisi Hai.

2. Tere Se Bas Aaj Tak Koi Pati Hai?

3. Tujh Jaiso Se Bhi Ladki Pategi.

4. Usse Teri Namardi Ka Pata Chal Gaya Hoga.

5. Tere Se Kuch Nahi Hoga Dude, Chal Ab Uska No. Mujhe De.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Safar Lamba Tha

Santa Delhi Se Mumbai Apne Ek Dost Ke Paas Gaya To Dost Ne Haal Chaal Puchha.

Santa Dukhi Hote Hue Bola: “Kya Batau Yaar, Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hi Nahin Aayee, Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi”?
Dost: “To Exchange Kyun Nahi Ki Seat”
Santa: “Arrey Bewakoof, Kis Se Karta, Neeche Ki Seat Pe To Koi Bhi Nahi Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Arz Kiya Hai

Santa- arz kiya hai.

Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaaggyi,

Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are you Joking

Girl: Ur Name..??
.
Boy: Black Lion..
.
Girl: Are you joking..??
.
Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
.
Girl: soft Underwear..
.
Boy: Are you joking..??
.
Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan vs son

Pathan:beta 2 bister kiun laga rahe ho?
Son:ghar pe 2 guest arahe hain.
Pathan:kon
son:ami k bhai aur mere mamun aa rahe hain.
Pathan:aik aur bi laga do mera bi sala aa raha hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)