la-ilaj ho TUM

Dr: Ap k shohr theek ho skte hn Agr ap inka khayal rakhen,
Tension na den, Larai na kren or in ke Khidmat kren.
Husbnd
Dr. ne kia KAHA?
Begum: la-ilaj ho TUM.

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