Pathan Ki English
Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya
Pathan: hi obama hw r u?
Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!…
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 805 views
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by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Great insult…!!
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Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
ek Ladki Baithi hui thi
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Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam..Coolie
Chahiye…….. ??
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Ladki – Nahi Mera
Boyfrnd Hain Mere
Sath.!.
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ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga
Doosra aadmi,
Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga
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Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai,
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