Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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