Santa: Aesi Jaga Ka Naam

Santa: Aesi Jaga Ka Naam Btao Jise Banaya To Admi Ne He
Lekn Phr B Wo Waha Nai Ja Sakta
Banta: Ladies ToiLeT

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 845 views
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