Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
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Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

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A conversation between man & women

A conversation between man & women
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Man : How old are u ?
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Woman : A woman never tells her age
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Man : Just tell me your age
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Woman : since I was 18 i never told anyone my age .

Man : But I will make sure I will know your age ?
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Woman : How can u do that while for the last 10 years nobody
ever made me say my age ?
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Man : Hahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahh ahahaha

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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

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Germs

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?

Student: They are called Germs.

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Do sharabi

Do Sharabi Sadak Pe Ja Rahe The Ki Achanak Unhe
Aayna Mila
1st Sharabi-Ye Photo Kiski Hai
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Santa ki bivi uske driver k sath bhaag gaee..
logo ne poochha 'santa ji hun ki kroge..?

Santa: karna ki hai hun gaddi aap chlaawange..

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Faqeer phone pay: Hello pizza hut?

Faqeer phone pay: Hello pizza hut? Awaaz aaye: Yes!
Faqeer: 2 large pizza aur 1 coke bhej do.
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Wrong Side of the Road

Santa Driving On D Wrong
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He Became Upset & Said :
Shit I Think I Am Late To
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Pathan: APPLE Khanay!

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Pathan: Saalay Apple Sath Laya Hon.

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