Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai
Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai
Banta: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai "Auto-Me-Takli"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views
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2 Sardar Rastey Per
1st Sardar Bike Per,
2nd Sardar Prado Mein,
1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?
Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?
Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya,
1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya,
2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike
Dekhi Hai?
1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher said to Sardar: Write here your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What’s this mean?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Gujarati bhai spent the night in his secretary's apartment. He woke up at three in the morning.
"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!" Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife.
"Muna ni ba ", he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of Emotional Atyachaar-
GF- Mai ro ro k tere liye jaan de dungi
BF-Ok ro le jitna rona hai par 1 buket bhar k rona
mujhe nahana hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??
Pizza Hunt: yes sir
Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek coke
bhejo
Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
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Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba…
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1ladke ne 1ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya
Tere smile me kya chamk he
Tere smile me kya chamk he
wo muskura k boli
MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ek bhera scooter start kar raha tha..
2 bhera:kya hua petrol khatm ho gaya kya ..
1 bhera :nahi petrol khatm ho gaya ..
2 bhera:mujhe laga ki petrol khatm ho gaya .....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ustaad “tum itni dair se kune aye?” shagird “janab mere upar se aik gari guzar gai thi”. ustaad “arye tum zinda kese bache” shagird “janab main pull ke niche tha”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman:” Yeh post office hai
police station nahi..
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Husband:” ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau,
kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai…:P:P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kisi Danishwar Ne Sach Kaha Hy K,
Zindagi Do Din Ki Hy…!
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Saturday and Sunday
Baqi Din To Banda Zaleel Hota Hy.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)