Mein bhi yehi
Santa Singh: Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.
Banta Singh: Arrey, Mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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