Sakht Garmi Ka Time
Sakht Garmi Ka Time Tha Aik Buzurg Amrood Baich Rahy Thay.
Aik Larka Aaya Our Poocha:
Chacha Jee, Amrood Main Keera Tou Nhi?
Buzurg Nay Bohat Pyara Our Mutma’in Karnay Wala Jawab Dya K:
Beta Ye Amrood Ha, Teri G****d Nahi… :O :D :P
‘(‘.’)’
_/\_ Chacha Zindaabad…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 870 views
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