Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?
Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nai bacha sakta
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Ans:-jab DAST lage our pajame ka naada na khule
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1047 views
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