Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai


Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 788 views
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