Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain

Pathan:
Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain
Mujhe Kpray Lena Hain,
Main Kya Karon?

Friend: Tum Bank Se Loan Le Lo

Pathan: Loan Le To Lon
Magar Humko Sirf Cotton Pehany Ki Aadat Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views
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