Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain
Pathan:
Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain
Mujhe Kpray Lena Hain,
Main Kya Karon?
Friend: Tum Bank Se Loan Le Lo
Pathan: Loan Le To Lon
Magar Humko Sirf Cotton Pehany Ki Aadat Ha
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