Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain
Pathan:
Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain
Mujhe Kpray Lena Hain,
Main Kya Karon?
Friend: Tum Bank Se Loan Le Lo
Pathan: Loan Le To Lon
Magar Humko Sirf Cotton Pehany Ki Aadat Ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 587 views
Similar Jokes
Son-Jeevan Bima Se Kya Hota Hai
Baap-Beta,Bima Ek Garib Aadmi Ko Zindagi Bhar Garib Rakhta Hai Taki Marne Ke Baad Ye Amir Ho Jaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Dimagh Kharidne Market Gya
Admi:Dimagh Kitne Ka Hai?
Shopkepar: Angraiz Ka Rs.50 Mahajir Ka Rs.100
Baloch Ka Rs.150
Punjabi Ka Rs.200
Sindhi Ka Rs.250
Aur PATHAN Ka Rs.500
Aadmi: Hairat Se Yar Pathan Ka Itna Mehanga Kyu?
Shopkepar: Bhai 500 Khopriyan Toro To Sala 1 May Se Dimagh Nikalta Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chahey jitne bhi paren sandel larki0n se Faraz,
A mundey nai drdey,
Sh0r shraba kr dey.. :p ;->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"
His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"
"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya,Doctor: Tum Duniya Ke Pehle Aadmi Ho Jo Pregnant Ho.Sardar Rote Hue: Main Logo Ko Kya Muh Dikhaunga, Meri To Abhi Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
teacher-beta TENSE kitne type k hote hai. boy-3 teacher-gud example batao boy-kal apki ladki ko dekha tha. aaj pyar krta hun. kal bhaga k lejaunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thir
by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples
Among 6 People Equally?
Sardar:
Juice Bana K De Do Na
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)