Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain

Pathan:
Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain
Mujhe Kpray Lena Hain,
Main Kya Karon?

Friend: Tum Bank Se Loan Le Lo

Pathan: Loan Le To Lon
Magar Humko Sirf Cotton Pehany Ki Aadat Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views
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Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,

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Ankhein theek hogayeen


Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

Ankhein theek hogayeen.

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Chor Do
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Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya

Beta- abey babulal tune apne baap hone ka haq kho diya h

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