Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain

Pathan:
Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain
Mujhe Kpray Lena Hain,
Main Kya Karon?

Friend: Tum Bank Se Loan Le Lo

Pathan: Loan Le To Lon
Magar Humko Sirf Cotton Pehany Ki Aadat Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views
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Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke

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Officer: Dekho, humme aisa

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Pathan : Air hostess...:-p

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ye Kaun si bird hai Iski tang

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Not feeling well, dad!

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Father: Why not?

Son: I don't feel well

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Son: In school !

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Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya

Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya

Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him:

Call urgently, she wants your number

ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein

phone nai utha raha ;)

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