wife gana ga rhi thi
Wife Gana gaa rahi thi
Husband: Jab tum Gati ho to Lagta he Indra Gandhi ga rahi ho
Wife: Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi aata tha
Husband: Te Anni diye tenu kera aanda Ay
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