Wife:
Aap mujhe talaaq bhi de dain tab bhi me ghar ka darwaza pa beth jaon gi magr ap se door kabhi nahi jaon gi suna aap ne...!
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.Husband:
Zanani ban zanani
gillani na ban.

by shaukat (few years ago!) / 868 views

Ek 10 saal ka bachcha bahot

Ek 10 saal ka bachcha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise karein”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon parr rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ki mera paalan poshan theek tarah se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Tumhari income nka source

Banta to Santa: Tumhaare income ka source kya
hai
Santa: Maine apne upper ka portion kisi ko rahane
kiraye par diya hai
Banta:kamaal hai wo pure din tumaher upper kaise
rahata hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

teri awaz

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,
Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Man like me

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".

Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)