In Husband Wife Fighting
In Husband Wife Fighting
Husband - What you said me DOG….. How dare
you ??
Silence
Husband asks again?
Again Silence
He asked again
Wife- Oh my darling I did’nt said you DOG but
please stop barking…..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 759 views
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