Pathan raste se guzar raha tha
Pathan raste se guzar raha tha
Osne rash laga dekha poocha kia hoa
Aadmi : Bachi gatar mein gir geyi
Pathan : Shukar hai gatar ka dhakan khula tha Warna bachi ka dum ghut jata
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 790 views
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Aik pathan ne apne dost se kaha
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Phir woh meri bewi naheen ho gee
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Ek Sardarni Ko Apny Sardar Par
Barrha Pyar Aya
Tu Boli K Tusi Hazaron May 1 Ho!
Sardar Ne Us Ko Kheench K Thaparr Mara Or
Bola Baqi 999 Kon Hain?
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Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha
Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
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POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?
SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me
q nahi?
POLICE:kya?
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Pathan: 20 Lelo
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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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raha hai.
Husband:Are wo toh Bhangarwala hai,Bekar mal psr
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships'
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Bivi:
ap ny pichly saal Eid per meri Ammi ko LOHY ka Bed banwa k diya tha ,
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Shohar: Is saal us men CURRENT chornay ka Irada hai @ @ ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!
Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Bhari Bus Mai Ek
Lrki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha….
Larki:
Excuse Me Khan Sahib
Aap Acha Nahi Kr Rahy…
Pathan:
Itne Rush Mai Is
Se Acha Nahi Ho Skta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)