Teen Pathanon Ne Daru Pee Ke Ek Taxi Roki.

Taxi Driver Ne Gadi Start Ki Aur Phir Kuch Der Bad Band Kar Ke Bola.

Taxi Driver: “Lo Sahab, Hum Pahunch Gaye”

Pahle Pathan Ne Use Paise De Diye.

Dusra Bola Thank You, Par Teesre Ne Ek Thapad Maar Diya.

Driver Dar Gaya, Socha Ye Pathaan To Sayana Nikla Samajh Gaya.

Teesra Pathan Bola: “Saale Araam Se Chalaya Kar, Itne Jhatke Kyu Marwaye Tune Aaj?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1025 views

Molvi aur us k bache

Molvi 22 bachon aur bv k sath dost k ghar dawat pe gia
dost bari faimly dekh kar bola:haya nai aai?
Molvi:nai us k papar ho rahe hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar Aur Truck

1 Truck Dosry Ko Khench K Le Ja Raha Tha Ye Dekh K 1 Sardar Zor Zor Se Hasney Laga Or Zamin
Pe Lotpot Ho Gaya Or Bola
Ek Rasi Ko Uthany K Liye Do Do Truck

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aap to 100% save ho

TV On karo….

Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai

k

KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

Aap to 100% save ho

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Par mein kahan Jaaon??

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

dentist

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.
ChILd:He he he he

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)