teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag
kya lo gay???????
student: paisa
teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee
student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta
hai.........:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1000 views
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