Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi s
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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