Jan mango gevto jan hazir hai

Kabhi kehte the dost humare.
Jaan mangoge to jaan bhi hazir hai.
Aaj sale apni biwi ko jaan kehte hai. Aur mangte hai
to inkar karte hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 724 views
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