Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.

Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
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boy lassi le aaya,musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke baad pucha : Kua tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi peeta...?

Boy :Peete to sab h lekin aaj lassi me MENDAK gir gaya tha or usme hi mar gay....
Musafir ne gusse me pyala zameen par de mara....

Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 809 views

Bush se training le ker..

LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR
VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.
"who are u"
BUSH NE KAHA.
ARE SASURA HUM BOL RAHA HOON

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik sardar cold drinks ki dukan

Aik sardar cold drinks ki dukan pe gaya or dukandar se bola!

Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai!

Dukandar ne khol di!

Phir Kaha Aik 7-up Bhi Khol

Dukandar ni khol di!

Phir kaha aik sprite bottle bhi kholo!

Dukandar ne khol di

Phir kaha aik Mountain Dew Bhi Kholo

Dukandar Ghusa ho gaya aur bola: Tu Konci payega kameny?

Sardar: Bhai peeni tu koi nahi bas mujhy inn botloon ki Thuss Thuss pasand hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Bach Roz Maths K Sir ko phone krta hai.

Ek Bach Roz Maths K Sir
ko phone krta hai.

Sir ki wife:
Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar
Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar phone Q karte
Ho?
Bacha:Sun K Acha Lagta Hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA”

Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)