Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.

Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
...
boy lassi le aaya,musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke baad pucha : Kua tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi peeta...?

Boy :Peete to sab h lekin aaj lassi me MENDAK gir gaya tha or usme hi mar gay....
Musafir ne gusse me pyala zameen par de mara....

Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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