Tum meri zindgi ho
Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....
Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai....
Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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