Shadi ker lena
Sardar: Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To
Ussi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Biwi: Aisay Kyun Keh Rahay Ho?
Sardar: To Kaya Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 841 views
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