Wife:Samne wale ghar me Miya
Wife:Samne wale ghar me Miya Biwi k bich kuch fight chal rhi he. Aap 1bar jaiye na
Husbnd:Me 1 do bar gya tha.Shayad ye usi ka natija hai! ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1033 views
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