Hotel Wale Akhir Kyu Lootte Hai Humko
Santa Ek Din Shahar Ke Top Class Hotel Mein Khana Khane Gaya
Thodi Der Baad Jab Uska Order Aya To Usne Order Dekh Ke Waiter Ko Awaj Mari Aur Gusse Se Bola
Santa: “Waiterrrrrrrr, Chiken Biryani Mein Chiken Hi Nahi Hai?”
Waiter Bhi Sardar Ji The Bole: “Sahab, Gulab Jamun Mein Kaun Sa Gulab Aur Jaamun Hota Hain“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 597 views
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He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
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Colda & hota r fruits
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English comes 2 me also
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Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.
America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Patni Apne Ghar Par Do Extra Bister Laga Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ye Dekh Ke Pappu Se Puchta Hai.
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Beta: “Papa, Ghar Pe Do Guest Aane Wale Hai”
Santa: “Kaun Aa Raha Hai?”
Beta: “Mummy Ka Bhai Aur Mera Maama”
Santa: “Achha, Phir Ek Aur Laga Lo, Mera Saala Bhi To Aa Raha Hai“
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"Hi, What r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
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Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair..
"Husband: "Bloody English Language!
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Ek Ladki Road Pe Sharab Pee Rahi Thi, Use Dekh Ek Ladka Bola.
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Police : Tumhara Dost Kese Mara
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