Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakht Par Charh Jata Tha.

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Pathan: Us Waqat Ye Darakht B Chota Hota Tha...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 883 views

Laila Ne Majnu Ko Kya Kaha?

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche Jheel Ke Kinare,

Gehri Soch Mein Baithe Majnu Ko Laila Ne Kya Kaha?,
Yahi Ki

Stupid, Hero Matt Ban Sweater Pahan Le … Thand Ho Rahi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That`s why I`m here. I`m going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I`ve tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it didn`t help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phool wala

Phool wala:
Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi girl frnd nahi...
...
Phool wala:
Phir apni mengatar ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen...

Admi:
Meri koi biwi bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja! :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saas: beti ab tum mujje

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha ki ek diwar par padha
"Padhne wala Gadha"

Santa ko bohat ghussa aya, usne mita kar likh diya!
"Likhne wala Gadha"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)