apna clinic khol lon.
Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 836 views
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Memon Is In Love With A Memon Girl.
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Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne
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Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,
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Wakeel: Phir?
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