Kahan jana hai?
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..
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Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..
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