Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue

Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,

Aurat: 'Dekhta kya h ? Teri maa ki umar ki hu'

Santa: To mai b apne baap k liye he dhund raha hu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views
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"jo aap k haath main hy abhi ;)

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