Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,

Aurat: 'Dekhta kya h ? Teri maa ki umar ki hu'

Santa: To mai b apne baap k liye he dhund raha hu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 501 views

Pathan

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pagal: Motorway Pe Cigerate

Pagal: Motorway Pe Cigerate Pite Huye Bhag Raha Tha

Police wale Ne Pucha:

Kia Kr Rhe Ho?

Pagal: Hum Dekh Raha Hy k 1 Cigerate Kitne Kilometer Chalta Hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat

Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat Se Darr Lgta Hy,

Ghar Kacha Hy Mera Muje Barsaat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

UsNe Tohfey Me Diye Muje Khoon K Aansu,

Zindgi Ab Teri Har Soghat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Choro Pyar Ki Baten Koi Or Baat Kro,

Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Meri Khatir Wo Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye,

Is Liye Uski Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hy.

Apno Me Reh Kr Kuch Aisey ZaKhm Khaye hain,

K Humain to ab Apni Zaat Se Darr Lagta ha.

Kia dabang farmaya Sonakshi ne maza a gya,

K thappar se nhi sahab pyar se dar lagta ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Batuni lady Ka chekup ksrne ke baad

Batuni lady Ka chekup ksrne ke baad
Doc-koi taklif nah H,sirf aaram ki jarurat Hai

Lady-Lekin Meri zuban to dekhi hi nai
Doc-Use b Aaram ki jarurat Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardar goes hotel

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After
eating he goes to wash his hands but starts
washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji,
aap kya kar raheho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar
board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)