yaar meri biwi
Santa: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
santa: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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