Billi: Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?
Hathi: 3 Saal Ka Hu.
Billi: 3 Saal K Ho Our Itnay Baray Kesay?
Hathi: Nido Peeta Hu.
Sehat Ki 10 Khoobiyo Wala.
Tumhari Umar Kya Ha?
Billi: 30 Saal.
Hathi: 30 Saal Ki Our Itni Choti?
Billi: Fair&lovely Use Karti Hu.
Umar Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1066 views

Wife: TumNe Shaadi Se Pehle

Wife: TumNe Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari 2 Biwiya aur
Hain?

Husband: Bataya To Tha Ki Main Tumhe

'Mallika' Aur 'Shehzadi' Ki Tarah
Rakhunga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Pathan Calls Wife

A Pathan Calls Wife

Ghar Nhi Aa Skta

Car Ka Steering Gera Sb Chori
Ho Gya

After 5 Min

He Calls

Aa Rha Hu

Galti Se Pichli Seat Pe Beth Gya
Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar In Computer Exam

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner :
what is Microsoft Excell ?
.
.
Sardar: It is a new branch of surf Excel to clean the computer

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Snta Mehmaan Se

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?

Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..

Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Carburetor

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.
"I think there's water in the carburettor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully.
"You don't even know what the carburettor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure
there's water in the carburettor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it
out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)