Billi: Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?
Hathi: 3 Saal Ka Hu.
Billi: 3 Saal K Ho Our Itnay Baray Kesay?
Hathi: Nido Peeta Hu.
Sehat Ki 10 Khoobiyo Wala.
Tumhari Umar Kya Ha?
Billi: 30 Saal.
Hathi: 30 Saal Ki Our Itni Choti?
Billi: Fair&lovely Use Karti Hu.
Umar Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1172 views

Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai

Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abbu K Number Per Chala Gaya Wo

Kal milli wo mujh se sham k waqt,

Bujhi Bujhi Si,

Jhuki Jhuki Si,

Udasion me rachi basi si,

Jo mene pochha udas Q ho?

Itni pareshan Q ho?

Jhuka K palken,

Chhupa K Chehra,

Galey se lag K,

,

RoRo k thak k,

Lagi wo kehne,

Itna Romentic SMS likha tha tum ko,

Abbu K Number Per Chala Gaya Wo ……:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What should be in a book to make it a bestseller

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bottle Nazar Nahi Aai?

Santa: Tumhari Car ka Tyre Kaise Puncture hua?

Banta: Ik Daaru ki bottle iske Neeche Aagayi thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us bande ki Jaib Mai Thi jo meri car ke Neeche aaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chaiwala

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)