Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
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Actor: Par mujhe tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
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Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 881 views

Pathan

Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Hello G!

Hello G! Main Shahrukh Khan bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher Class

Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man who had been caught embezzling millions...

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, “Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money.” And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a dime.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay

Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay tangay walay ko pakr kar poocha. Tum nay burhya ko takkar kiun mari hai?

Tangay wala khamosh khara raha. Burhya kehnay lagi: ab kiun nahi boltay? Pehlay to bara shor macha raha rahay the keh bach mayi bach mayi ….. ab bol.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)