Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
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Actor: Par mujhe tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
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Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 968 views

Promotion Policy in pakistan..

Promotion Policy in pakistan..

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People Who Do Lot Of Work...Make Lot Of Mistakes.

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People Who Do Less Work...Make Less Mistakes.

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People Who Do Not Work...Make No Mistakes.

And People Who Make No Mistakes,

Deserve Promotion!

Simple.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Machher Ko Maar Daal

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad..

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai.

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli

Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji?
Nurse: Nahii
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Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)