Wife Se Pichha Chudvane Ka Asaan Tarika
Ek Aadmi Ki Lottry Lagti Hai Wo Khush Ho Kar
Ghar Jata Hai Aur
Patni Se Puchhta Hai.
Pati Khushi Se: “Mujhe Lottry Lage To Tum Kya
Karogi?”
Patni: “Aadhe Paise Leke Hamesha Ke Liye Tumhe
Chhod Ke Mayeke Chali Jaungi”
Pati Gusse Se: “Aaj Meri 50 Rupaye Ki Lagi Hai Ye
Le 25 Aur Nikal Le“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 924 views
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Teacher: Faster!!!!
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Wew! Wew!
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Santa- 5min Me Exam Chorh K Jaane Laga.
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Teacher-Kya Hua, Paper Nhi Aata.?
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Santa- Woh Baat Nahi Hai, Mujhe Kal K Paper Ki Tyyari Karni hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Miss: Batao Wo Kon Sa Tareeka Hai
Jis Se Sawal Jaldi Hal Ho Jata Hai.??
Pathan: Miss Naqal Ker K.. :-)
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What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
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A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD
k liy Dua mangta raha
1 din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola
“khan Tuh Khuda ka wasta hy pehly SHADI to kr ly…..!!”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
"Main toh aaya hi nahi tha"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kanjoos baap k bete ne
kha:"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke"
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise
de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:"Meri GF pregnant hai
75,000 mang rahi hai.
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de
diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki
kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am
pregnant!"
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Kanjoos ne usko gale se
Lagaya Aurkaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise leneki baari hamari hai"..:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faqeer Aurat se: Allah ke naam mein 1 rupiya de do
Aurat: Sharam nhi aati road mein bheek mangtey hoo
Faqeer: Sali teray 1 rupiyay ke liye pura office kholo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)