At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1445 views

I am a good collector

Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good
collector of antiques.
Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

computer women

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called ?wife?; when you are not expecting her, she c

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)

hai hai ye larkian

1st grl: aaj kal k ladkon ka koi bharosa nahi, mai to ab uska munh bhi nhi dekhungi…

2nd Grl: kyu kya hua? tumne use kisi 0r ldki k sath dekh liYa kya?

1st girl: Nhi, usne mujhe kisi aur ladke k sath dekh liya hai.
Jabki kal wo kah raha tha ki wo Out of city ja raha hai…Jhuta, dhokebaaz, farebi, hunh…

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Snta: Arrange Mariage se achi

Snta: Arrange Mariage se achi Luv Mariage Q hoti h..?
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... .
Bnta: Saale, Qki Anjani "BH00TNI" se toh,
Jaani Pehchani "CHUDAIL" hi achi hoti h!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta. 500 rs de do

Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka A/C Hai,
Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.
Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
Beta : Cigrate Ki Dukan Par.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)