Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 846 views

Exams Song

"Derwazy Ko Kundi Maro Koi Na Ander Aany Paye..

Teacher Ko Samjha Do Cheating Ghlti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaye..

Thaka Thaka Jo Feel Kare Wo Ja K Thora Juice Gatak Le..

Jis Ko Cheating Nai Kerni Wo Ja K Apni Bhains Charaye..

Bas Aaj Ki Baat Hy Kal Se Wohi Syape Hen..

Ji Bhar K Chaap Lo Na Facebook Na Goole Hen..

Center Me Apna Raaj Hai Darny Ki Kiya Baat Hai..

Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai..

Aray Abhi To Paper Shuru Huwe Hen.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Chini was in hospital.

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Haathi Chuntiyo k Swimming

Haathi Chuntiyo k Swimming Pool Mei Ja Gira

To Saari Chuintiya Baahir Nikal Aayi

1 Chuinti Haathi ki Peeth Pr Charh Gai

To Doosri Boli..

Dooba De Saaley ko

Larkiyo ko Chherta Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe beemari hai.

Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Duniya Gol Hai, Aaj Sabit Ho Gaya

Duniya Gol Hai?
Saboot Chahiye? Lo Hazir Hai
Cockroach Rat Se Darta Hai,

Rat Cat Se,

Cat Dog Se,

Dog Aadmi Se,

Aadmi Apni Girlfriend Se,
&
Girlfriend Cockroach Se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)