Sachin ki century nahi hone denge

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey.

Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?

Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Exam ki rat

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia Head aya to Sona h

Tail aya to Film dkhnga
kharra raha to Gane sunuga

Or agr hawa mai raha to
qasm se puri rat parhunga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,

Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, Ladkiyo se bate
hame pasand nahi,
Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye,
Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

expecting reply

Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?
Pupil: I did; I shook my head.
Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling
from here, do you?!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Don't care

The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup
when the nurse practitioner learned he was about
to marry an eighteen year old girl.
“Now, Mr. Jenkins,” the nurse practitioner warned,
“you should know that when a man your age
marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could
get hurt.”
The old man shrugged, “If she dies, she dies.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha.

Sardar ne pucha khan sahib:

Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen.
Pathan bola:
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)