machcher gun-gun kar

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1097 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Insan Ke Izzat

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je: MISS
"NARRA"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Naik pathan!

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
Going Too Far

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?'

Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Your bill Sir



Waiter : Your bill Sir

Boy : Take my Card

Waiter : But Sir,this is Student

Card

Boy : To phir bahar kya mazaak me likha hai

“ALL CARDS

ACCEPTED…:D :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
GOLU-Humare Ghar Bhai aane Wala Hai

GOLU-Humare Ghar Bhai aane Wala Hai

MOLU-Kese

GOLU-Jub last Time Mummy Hospital Me Admit Huyi
Thi to Behan Aayi Thi ab papa Admit Huye Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha bhagwan se

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi
mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai

Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai?

Pandu: Haan, Kyu?

Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana Hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye wohi hai

1 sardar aaina dekh k sochne laga yar isko kahen dekha hai.

Thori dair sochnay k bad ye to wohi hai

jo mere sath us din bal katwa raha tha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Khusra Maths K Paper Main Dance

Khusra Maths K Paper Main Dance Kar Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha
Yeh Kya Kar Rahy Ho.

Khusra:
Mere Dost Ne Kaha Tha maths mai Her STep K Number HoTy Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Upset

Teacher : pagal ko upset q khty han
pathan : "up" khty han aasman ko our "set" khty han fit hony ko .
Pagal uuper k liyay fit hota hy isliyay usy upset khty han.
Hahahaha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

1 ladka ladki ka picha kr ra..

1 ladka ladki ka picha kr ra..

Patient To Nurse

APRIL FOOL manaya

Santa- Insaan Ko Zindagi Mei..

What is the difference betwe..

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ja r..

Baap ne Bete ki Talashi Li

Sardar: Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?

Darling, if you marry me

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook