Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE?
Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE?
Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE..
Sardar:Te tOu?
Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE..
Sardar:Te tera result ki ae?
Son: O khan saab da puter v fail ho gya ae
Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae..
Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
TEra putar v fail ae..
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