Duniya Barri KUTTI Hai
Master: Duniya Gol Hai.
Student: Aap Kehtay Hain
To Maan Leta Hon.
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Warna Papa Kehtay Hain K.
Duniya Barri "KUTTI CHEEZ" Hai.
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