Kutta admi jesa
naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta
hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA
kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1534 views
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