Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.

Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.

Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”

Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”

Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne Thha?”

Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 884 views

Zubaida Apa

Zubaida Appa k English Totkay

IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:

. Make the best of it

. Dont doubt anything

. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever

IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:

. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!

. Never stay alone! Your friends are there

. Hug more people

. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.

IF YOU ARE SINGLE:

. Hang out with friends n family

. Try looking for someone who u think is the best for u!

IF YOU ARE MARRIED..

. GAME OVER dear!

by Raju (few years ago!)

Santa se uske pita ne pucha:

Santa se uske pita ne pucha: Tumhari class mein sabse mehnati student kon hai?

Santa: Sabse mehnati to mein hi hu.

Pita: wo kaise?
Santa: homework dikhane ke baad sare bache baith kar pdhai karte hain, tab mein akela hi pichli bench per khada rehta hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain

PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain??

Sardar: Nhi pata.

PATHAN:

BewaqoOoOff Hm Paani is liye Pete hain,

Q k hum Paani ko Kha nhi sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Bacha Ghar se

1 Bacha Ghar se
Maar kha kr Ghusy me sko0l
ja raha tha

Rasty mn kisi ne
Pocha
Beta
Studnt ho ?
Parhty ho ?

Bacha:
Nae MaRaSsi hun
uniform pehan kar mujra krne
jata hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A father was teaching

A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.

He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)