Gang of sardar

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled
Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 954 views
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