A molvi went to zardari home
A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko
tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.
Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to
azaab hon.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 829 views
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