Jota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:
main 1100 lungi
2nd sali boli: main to 2100 lungi.
Peechay se 1 SARDAR bola 2310 lay lo, us main FM
bhi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1753 views

Aakhri Khuahish Kya Ha

Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad-Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?

Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakad Le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha

Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha:
Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun

Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?
Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tapka dengay salay ko

Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte

Girl Friend Aur Boy Friend Resurant Mein Khana Khane Gaye.

Unhone Waiter Ko Order Diya Aur Waiter Ne Khana Table Par Lagaya.

Ladki Ne Jaldi Se Khana Khana Shuru Kar Diya,

Boy Friend Bola: “Suno Jara”
Girl Friend: “Chup Raho, Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte”
Khane Ke Baad
Girl Friend: “Ab Bolo”

Boy Friend: “Teri Plate Mein Cockroch Tha, Le Aur Ban Heroine“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Talk on sports

When design engineers get together they often
talk about football.
When Middle management meet, they talk about
tennis.
When top management meet they talk golf.
Conclusion: The higher you climb in the corporate
ladder the smaller your balls become.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)