main to 2100 lungi.
Jota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:
main 1100 lungi
2nd sali boli: main to 2100 lungi.
Peechay se 1 SARDAR bola 2310 lay lo, us main FM
bhi hai
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