Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat
Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,
apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,
kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?
Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?
Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola
SB ANDAR Aa jayen
DARS ho raha hai
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