500 rent

Makan Malik- Makan Kirya 500rs Hoga
Santa-leking apke Makan me chuhe Nach rhe hai
Makan Malik-To 50 rs me Kya katrina nachegi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 881 views
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